i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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