anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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