How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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