what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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