used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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