All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'm at about main and main street
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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