I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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