the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Randomize
