i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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