But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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