I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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