I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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