she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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