You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm at about main and main street
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Randomize