I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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