I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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