Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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