OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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