Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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