i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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