I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize