Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Randomize
