If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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