The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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