Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
The feeling are messing with the penis
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
