everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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