i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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