So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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