we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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