He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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