I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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