i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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