im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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