I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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