I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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