porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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