Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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