My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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