Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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