I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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