is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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