Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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