Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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