:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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