we have officially lost it.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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