I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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