sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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