I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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