His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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