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Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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