I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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