what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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