Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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